Mother! Pass me the Right Guard!
no mum don't leave me here - he hasn't got any milk :(
Can't daddy go in the cot and me stay in bed with you mummy?
Don't leave me here mum, daddy needs a shower.
Do you have to go mum? Mum?
Argh I'm being attacked by a giant arm!
Blimey Dad, what did you eat last night?
Don't just stand there, call Social Services quick! They're trying to make me go to sleep!
But he is naked! A naked adult - I don't want to see that!!!
Don't leave me here Mummy...please
The longer she takes to take that photo, the more chance there is that she'll find out that smell is me and not Daddy
I thought it was a nightmare, but nope, daddies morning breath really is that deadly!
Mummy, he just told me i would grow up to look like him...
Please don't say it's bedtime again!!!'
No Daddy, I'm not going to read you another story, it is time to sleep!
Don't leave me here, mummy. He snores!
No mum I'm all comfy here, don't make me go in my own bed :)
Mummy, daddy could use a tik-tak
Jenson was disappointed that daddy was still asleep whilst he was ready for the park
Mummy he is pretending he is asleep, but he is tickling me ...look!
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Mother! Pass me the Right Guard!
ReplyDeleteno mum don't leave me here - he hasn't got any milk :(
ReplyDeleteCan't daddy go in the cot and me stay in bed with you mummy?
ReplyDeleteDon't leave me here mum, daddy needs a shower.
ReplyDeleteDo you have to go mum? Mum?
ReplyDeleteArgh I'm being attacked by a giant arm!
ReplyDeleteBlimey Dad, what did you eat last night?
ReplyDeleteDon't just stand there, call Social Services quick! They're trying to make me go to sleep!
ReplyDeleteBut he is naked! A naked adult - I don't want to see that!!!
ReplyDeleteDon't leave me here Mummy...please
ReplyDeleteThe longer she takes to take that photo, the more chance there is that she'll find out that smell is me and not Daddy
ReplyDeleteI thought it was a nightmare, but nope, daddies morning breath really is that deadly!
ReplyDeleteMummy, he just told me i would grow up to look like him...
ReplyDeletePlease don't say it's bedtime again!!!'
ReplyDeleteNo Daddy, I'm not going to read you another story, it is time to sleep!
ReplyDeleteDon't leave me here, mummy. He snores!
ReplyDeleteNo mum I'm all comfy here, don't make me go in my own bed :)
ReplyDeleteMummy, daddy could use a tik-tak
ReplyDeleteJenson was disappointed that daddy was still asleep whilst he was ready for the park
ReplyDeleteMummy he is pretending he is asleep, but he is tickling me ...look!
ReplyDelete